November 2011
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October 2011
6 posts
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Friend: Oh hey, I didn't see you there!
Potterheads: I was under my invisibility cloak.
Whovians: I was using a perception filter.
Sherlockians: I was right in front you, you're an idiot. But don't worry, practically everyone is.
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September 2011
23 posts
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When you're on your period...
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
Me: why
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Self-harm is not a trend. Anorexia is not a phase....
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July 2011
2 posts
June 2011
2 posts
May 2011
9 posts
April 2011
13 posts
